Man Utd hit by Marcus Rashford ‘blow’ just days before Premier League return

Before the new Premier League season begins, an AI supercomputer has given Manchester United a terrible blow involving Marcus Rashford.

Alright, Computer  Tomorrow night marks the start of the Premier League season, and that can only mean one thing. Super-Macs! Supercomputers everywhere you look!

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We will make every effort to avoid becoming too entangled in the standard general Supercomputer nonsense of bookmakers, who, to be fair, do a very good job of generating free publicity for themselves by acting as though making predictions about things like Premier League tables based only on implied likelihood from betting odds requires the input of a supercomputer rather than, at most, a calculator. Since we’ll be here for the entire week if we go in that direction.

But this one from the Mirror is too good to ignore—it’s a perplexing headline that takes Supercomputer-based nonsense in a whole new direction.

A blow for Man Utd as a Premier League supercomputer projects every team’s top goalscorer

Now, this begins in a foreseeable way. It originates from a place dubbed “Coin Poker,” which is located in a textbook supercomputer area.

The fact that this one is an AI supercomputer rather than just a supercomputer makes it even more entertaining. And it seems that the AI supercomputer has only made educated guesses on who each club’s top goal scorer is and how many goals they might score.